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Dearest Karen,
I found these in Walmart, and now the I fear the worst has happened. I realize I may have said that before but this time it's even worse than that worse was. Walmart has went woke.
The end is nigh.
John
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Our chosen one is a false prophet, having tasted the rainbow of diversity and equality. Never would I have thought that Donald Trump could put a price on morality, though at least they're still made in the old US of A...
...I think...
Dearest John,
Billy woke this morning wanting avocado toast for breakfast instead of his usual steak and eggs. I looked in his room and he had books under his mattress! Chapter books! I fear we are losing him. I reminded him to ask WWJD, but he laughed at me! #DearestKaren
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We have been deployed to Bubba’s Gas Stove Emporium and In-Door Firing Range today for security. The Left want to take our stoves and with that our freedom to burn fossil fuels for our Mac and cheese and dry meatloaves. The enemy used a devilish trick to distract
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We have been deployed to the Northern border to secure it and make sure no terrorists enter the country like Ryan Reynolds, Canadian Geese, those French fries with gravy. We must keep our French fries American and not allow gravy to sully them.
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We decided to try to wash the stench of defeat off us at the local truck stop. It was to no avail for they had switched to those weak shower heads and Jimmy had issues with the toilet needing to flush 10 times to dispose of his business. We decided to use
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We have been deployed to the Capitol to help Mr. Jordan find his whistleblower. We scoured the National Mall to no avail. Did you know it was just a bunch of grass? I guess they went ultra woke and disappeared the mall. We looked everywhere even in
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We are moving our campaign to the suburbs. Our cardiovascular conditioning isn’t compatible with buildings over 2 stories tall. The brass feels this will help with our confidence after suffering many losses on an apartment building that had 6 floors. We never made
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Dearest Karen
We were all about backed the blue, we supported Blue Lives Matter ( we wondered about supporting Smurfs, until Bobby Dee explained it) but now with Robocop gone woke, the future is bleak, and looks like our Westworld vacation won't happen.
John
In the midst of all this ridiculousness, I think this could be retweeted every day. Bravo 👏😂 #dearestkaren
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The war on Christmas has begun! There is nothing more perilous than being a white Christian man in today’s society and this is the time we are attacked the most! Our baby Jesus’s birthday takes priority over all the other imaginary holidays during this time,