Tonight’s #FridayLimericks go to Jim Jordan and his sycophantic uselessness. #LimerickRhyme
Constitutional government’s test
Comes as Jimmy is beating his chest.
The guy lives with no class
In Trump’s copious ass,
Where he’s living his meritless best.
Tonight’s #FridayLimericks go to thin-skinned liar Kari Lake. #LimerickRhyme
Arizona’s enduring a fake
Who would like to be Senator Lake.
Her political game
Is to ceaselessly blame
In the hope that she’ll find her next break.
Tonight’s #FridayLimericks go to Ronny Jackson, maybe the craziest, hackiest doctor ever. #LimerickRhyme
Ronny Jackson seems set to go down
As the craziest doctor in town.
He’s a full MAGA shill
Who is quick with a pill,
And who wants to give Donald a crown.
Tonight’s #FridayLimericks go to J.D. Vance, opposing Americans at every turn. #LimerickRhyme
If you look for a clear Russian plant,
Start with anti-American slant.
J.D. Vance fits the bill
For a saboteur shill—
Patriotic acts seem to be scant.
Tonight’s #FridayLimericks explore the GORP (Grand Old Russophile Party). #LimerickRhyme
The Republican Oversight group
Is now one big conspiracy troupe.
They say Russia’s a hoax,
But it seems that these folks
Look to Putin for every new scoop.
This Saturday edition of #FridayLimericks examines far right fever dream Project 2025. #LimerickRhyme
There’s a plan from elitist far-right
That’s constructed from malice and spite.
After decades of lies,
They are setting their eyes
On their power achieving new height.
Tonight’s #FridayLimericks go to Tom Cotton, toxic masculininny muggins.
If Tom Cotton were making the rules,
We’d be o’errun by bullying ghouls.
He’s a toxic young man
Half a step from the Klan,
A lead jerk for a cadre of fools.
Tonight’s #FridayLimericks go to Charlie Kirk, professional hater. #LimerickRhyme
Have to hand it to young Charlie Kirk:
He makes money by being a jerk.
Chucky doesn’t know much,
And he’s way out of touch;
He spreads hate in the place of hard work.
Tonight’s #FridayLimericks salute RFK Jr., who is as crazy as he is unlikable. #LimerickRhyme
Robert Kennedy wants to know how
He can take the next president’s vow.
First presented as Dem,
But got nothing from them—
So he plays “independent” for now.
Tonight’s #FridayLimericks note Jesse Watters, currently the Trump-dancingest idiot on Fox. #LimerickRhyme
Jesse Watters is giving fake news
For a guy who’s again going to lose.
He’s on Fox’s veranda
With Trump propaganda—
For nothing but ratings and views.
Tonight’s #FridayLimericks go to the remarkably gross Mike Collins. #LimerickRhyme
Representative Collins’ main aim
Is to grow out a MAGA-world fame.
But the whole of his schtick
Is to just be a prick;
There’s no substance he brings to the game.
Tonight’s #FridayLimericks go to Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Arkansas’ Bizarro Robin Hood. #LimerickRhyme
If you’re looking to funnel some cash
For a grifter or just your own stash,
Just give Sarah a look;
She’s a Governor-crook,
Living well letting Arkansas crash.
For those looking forward to #FridayLimericks , they’re going to be a day late. Sometimes we all have to pause, step away, and take a breath. In the meantime, one of my favorites, courtesy of Walt Whitman, seems apropos. Tune in tomorrow, and enjoy.
Tonight’s #FridayLimericks go to Matt Huffman, the state senate’s disingenuous enemy of Ohio democracy. #LimerickRhyme
There’s an anti-democracy prat
In Ohio’s own Senator Matt.
A respectable guise
Covers layers of lies
For his dastardly GOP frat.
#DemVoice1 #ProudBlue
#FridayLimericks delight as Jeff Jeff Roush brilliantly highlights Gov Grifter Lying Sarah Sanders plight.
#USDemocracy
Jeff Roush It would be nice if the clown car of kooks with Kevin at the wheel would just drive over the cliff but I don’t think we could be that lucky. With a debt ceiling looming, we’ll see if any of these clowns develop a spine.
Bravo for another fantastic #FridayLimericks Jeff! 👏👏👏👏
Jeff Roush Mark Meadows, professional victim with a backpack of “figurative knives”. He’s still playing that victim card but me thinks he’s played it for the last time. No sympathy for him. It should be jail for him.
Another #FridayLimericks home run Jeffrey!
Jeff Roush Virginia could have elected Terry McAuliffe. Glenn is as bad as it gets. Now he’s gotta buy him a senate seat with the dark money goons while doing the least he can to help the people—instead of hurting—the people who elected him. That’s the #GOP way.
Great #FridayLimericks Jeff!
Jeff Roush @GOPLeader What has McCarthy really won? After the many, many concessions he has made to the far right, he has effectively agreed to give them carte blanche to disrupt the workings of the House & to hold him hostage to their demands.
It’s truly going to be a major sh*tshow.
#FridayLimericks
