Moms, Dads, and their Sons

I will do it by the sea
I will do it in a tree
You can't stop me
You will see
😘😂🌳🤙
#plankwednesday
#mypeakchallenge
#onwednesdaysweplank
#sopunny #momjokes
My Peak Challenge
Sam Heughan
#SamHeughan
YogaPeakers
Camping Peakers
Green Coast Peakers
RoadtripPeakers
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I found $20 in the dryer and promptly made a money laundering joke and I don’t care if my family doesn’t think I’m hilarious because *I* think I’m hilarious. #momjokes

— What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
— One wags a tail and the other tags a whale. #momjokes

Mom got us new toys and insisted on pictures. So here we are. She thinks everyone will taco about it. 🌮🍔 #dogs oftwitter #dogs #seniordogs #momjokes

I get paid in hugs and kisses, and honestly, those are priceless 🥰
#momjokes #momlife #boymom #legos #toys #chores

Apparently I needed to text this terrible joke to myself at 5:30 am. 😂 #momjokes

Well yeah! I know this to be true, don’t you?

#kimschob #homebaking #instabaking #instabake #lovetobake #lovebaking #instabaking #bakinglove #homebaker #homebaker y #ilovebaking #thebakefeed #tastingtable #feedfeed #todayfood #buzzfeedfood #noleftovers #foodofinstagram #momjokes

Need a laugh?
I got you boo.
#momjokes

It Takes A Village. #momjokes #ittakesavillage #comedy #FridayFunnies

How’s your morning going? I’d say today is a keeper! #sounders #SoccerSaturday #momjokes #fangirling

What kind of vegetables work in jails?

Prison gourds.
#MomJokes #NotSorry

#momjokes

You can’t have a comeback to moms

Me : Mom I am going to catch up with friends over a drink
Mom: Beta chai pe charcha daaru pe sirf kharcha

#momjokes #indianmoms #momslay #jaimata

What? Unless you have treats move along. We are just playing hide the taco. Very innocently. 😂🐾♥️ #DontWannaTacoAboutIt 🌮 #momjokes #dogsoftwitter #husky #greatpyrenees

🐌💔 When the love story ends, sometimes one snail gets left with just a trail. Poor Gary, Michelle got the house.

#Divorce #Divorce Jokes #Divorce Humor #Divorce dMom #Divorce dDad #Divorce d #Divorce dLife #Joke #Joke Time #DadJokes #MomJokes #Humor #Funny #Funny Memes

We’re proud members of the IBTC who could never find a bra that worked for us, so we made one 👩‍🔬 Meet Pepper, the bra reinvented for small boobs 🌶

Told mom I have been feeling anxious and afraid, nervous and frustrated. She sends me this. #Covid_19 #momjokes #RemoteOptionNow

My boy… Rocky Jack!!! If you don’t know Rocky, you don’t know Jack!!! #MomJokes 🤣🤣

👀😍😜🤣😂🤣🖖 #StonerFam #WeedLovers #WeedLife #Mmemberville #CannabisCommunity #momjokes #420friendly #420goddess

Cheers to you, Mom 🥂 Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!! I love you!!!!!

P.S. Should we make #MomJokes a thing!?!

The human race is known for their creativity, but none are more creative than dads with bad jokes - see the hilarious notes they leave for their children

I’m always like but bae I saved so much haha #momjokes #marriagehumor