Figgy comes
He kiss my hed
He lik my hed
He kleen my hed

Figgy comes
He gwabs my hed
He push me down
He bites my hed

He kissy bite
We wessle, paw
I pounce him good
He runs away

#ILuvsFiggy #ILikesHabingLiddleBrudder #IWin #Spycamra #NotShurIfFinCame

Hello mama, hab no fear
Da Figs and me jus sitting heer
We being good, no misschiff had
So yoo can go, we not be bad!

#CheddarPoetry #MamaBeSphishis #WeNotTwyingToBwakeIntoDaTweats #NotShurIfFinCame

It not fair, I twied my best
And I maked shur da mama west
Despite my purrs, da pain, it stay
Her hurty hed not go away

#CheddarPoetry #HurtyHed #LotsBehindOnHartsAndWeplys #ITakeCareOfMamaToday #NotShurIfFinCame

I's taking care of mama
And it be importint job
I gib her lots of cuddles
As her hurty hed gos frob

Her been so tired lately
And her bak be bery sore
Ebery day I gibs her purrs
So dat she hurt no mor

#CheddarPoetry #HurtyHed #MamaNeedsWest #MiteNotWeplyOrHart #NotShurIfFinCame

Da big bad cold
It goed away
So now we can
Go out to play

I has a snak
I go ekplor
My toes get cold
I wants no mor

#CheddarPoetry #INotLikeColdToes #IGoBakInside #INotBarfGwass #4NeyborKittysComeByLastNite #NotShurIfFinCame

Peppywoni
Sawsij, ham
A peeza luver,
Dat I am

Sum like wif mozza,
Or eben bwee
But peeza bestest
Wen wif me

#CheddarPoetry #PizzaDay #PeezaNummy #WareMyPeeza #GibMeNow #INotForEats #NotShurIfFinCame

I kwall up onto mama
Snuggling close
Purring soft

She pets me gently
As I falls asleep
As she falls asleep

Beside her chest
Is ware I stay
To eez da pain
Dat hurts her hed

#HurtyHed #IHalpMamaGetBetter #NotShurIfFinCame

Mama moobed da taybil
Den she tooked it all apart
Underneef da biggest peese
Da Figgy kwikly dart

Silly Figgy hide dere long
As I inspek da top
Wen he almost falls asleep,
I weach inside and bop!

#CheddarPoetry #IHalpMama #SillyFiggy #DatNotNappySpot #NotShurIfFinCame