Cyber DogTrainer 🐾🇮🇳🪔(@Posh_Mo) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My dogs just barked, and i legit heard them say “we want to eat meat & titus fish”

Well, i have gone to buy it for them 😒

My dogs just barked, and i legit heard them say “we want to eat meat & titus fish”

Well, i have gone to buy it for them 😒
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Polin Quotes 💛 🪞🦋(@PolinQuote) 's Twitter Profile Photo

'I'm going to tell your wife.'

'Go ahead. She's right there.'

Daphne looked up. 'Penelope's here?'

'Penelope's here?' Anthony barked. 'Why?'

'She's my wife,' Colin returned.

'She's never attended before.'

'She wanted to see me win,' Colin shot back.

'I'm going to tell your wife.'

'Go ahead. She's right there.'

Daphne looked up. 'Penelope's here?'

'Penelope's here?' Anthony barked. 'Why?'

'She's my wife,' Colin returned.

'She's never attended before.'

'She wanted to see me win,' Colin shot back.
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Old Tup(@sivomengro) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The 'kids identifying as cats!!?!!' thing is really strange to me, because when I was at school 20+ years ago, one of my friends was a cat, wore a little collar with a bell, answered to 'Kitty' and was called it by teachers for four years and it wasn't particularly 'Disruptive'.-

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Zeke⚡️Most sane xbc / gotg fan(@Zekezagoon) 's Twitter Profile Photo

its so weird how pre-social media age kids being cats/dogs/horses on the playground was normal and now its considered abnormal behaviour worth bullying them over like dude have you never barked at someone. have you never galloped across the field??

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Action Network(@ActionNetworkHQ) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Why bet Wemby to go No. 1 at -10000 odds?

Instead, bet a dollar and get $200 in bonus bets ... no matter what! 🤯

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