MCQ questions be like
The following are incorrect misrepresentations of false events that do not occur at the sternal angle except... #MBBSjourney2
Ah that question simple die, Na pq na, the one Dey send for group last night.
My sorry ass๐ญ๐คฃ๐๐ฝcos I didnโt solve it.
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1st year biochem, everyone was buying either Harper's or Satrayarayana, but marlian like me, Lehninger Forever.... It ended in tears #mbbsjourney2
Me: confidently enters viva examinations and sits down expecting to move stuffs.
Lecturer:Who is the father of anatomy
Me:.
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After doing TDB for two nights in a row
1st pharmacolgy test...what is pharmacology?
Me #MBBSjourney2
Lecturer: Where's erythropoietin secreted?
Student: (stands up with confidence) The skin sir
Lecturer: That type of answer can only be found in the graveyard, can a living human being pls answer me?
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Friend1: I haven't read anything..
Friend2: I cannuh comman kill myself
*Exam day*
Friend1&2: Extra sheets sir๐๐
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When you've only answered two out of four theory questions and the lecturer says 10 minutes more
Then your brain decides to go on break๐๐
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Student 1: I can see the hassals corpuscle sir....... and 193 others lied๐ถ๐พโโ๏ธ #mbbsjourney2
Surgeon: give me the forceps
Me: *hands him gauze *
Surgeon: Iโve said it before, some of you are meant to be electricians
Me:
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Now, my personal story:
(Entered the viva room confidently with my starched ward coat & took my seat infront of the 4 Profs.)
P: Have you heard of 'Single Blood Bag' ?
Me: Yessir
P: And its use?
Me: (what else ๐ค) To preserve blood
P: Can you be more specific?
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Dr.: 'Do a general examination on this patient '
Student: goes straight to touching the hair
Dr: 'stop , you should be the one lying on this bed '
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Me beginning of new session: I must be serious,no room for playing,100% commitment all the way!!
1month into the session:
