'We used open source software, R, because it is free and we are poor' 😂 #overlyhonestmethods at #nca18

Reviewer: So how did you optimize the parameters for the dimensionality reduction?
Me: Well, it looked like an angry dragon, so obviously can’t get any better.
#OverlyHonestMethods #bioinformatics

Dr. David Shiffman 🦈 #OverlyHonestMethods
When your Bruv is Brunch

Obsessed with this line from today's Volcano Listserv. If you go in and read the papers, they all truly read like something from #overlyhonestmethods ....

'samples were stained with AlexaFluor555 anti-rabbit secondary because I couldn't get the 488 anti-rabbit tube open.' #overlyhonestmethods

“Our n=20 because keeping 20 fire ants nests is already too much work” #overlyhonestmethods

The order of harnesses trialled was decided…by the dog #overlyhonestmethods #caninescience Dr Ellen Williams Dr Jacqueline Boyd Brackenhurst ARES

Some #OverlyHonestMethods in my 3rd experimental chapter using a verb generation task: 'There were several participants who appeared to have been confused about what a verb is, which meant that they occasionally wrote down adjectives or nouns instead.' #phdlife

thom Daniel Bre Biondi, MPH #truth ! I guess I should provide a rebuttal... 'Weights were not used because my wife would not let me use the oven or kitchen scale to dedicate and weigh pee balls'

#overlyhonestmethods

Better than kissin Kate Barlow's treasure 🙌

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Today in #OverlyHonestMethods :
We ran this model because the reviewer insisted on it and this paper has been rejected so many times, I shrugged and added it.
#phdchat #FridayFeeling

'Population ecology, apart from its exciting theoretical aspects, contains much best described as unadulterated drudgery.' - Park (1954) #OverlyHonestMethods

'How did I design that experiment again?' #Overlyhonestmethods

Cleaning hacks that everyone should try

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Real talk. Am I allowed to thank Chardonnay in my thesis acknowledgments? #phdchat #phdlife #overlyhonestmethods

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Normalize overly honest method sections. 'Cells were spun down at 5000 rpm because the centrifuge makes a funny noise at higher speeds.'

Cells were incubated for 33 minutes, rather than the protocol-specified 15, because half way through I got called to receive SPARE VACCINE!! #OverlyHonestMethods

#ImGettingTheVaccine

The point is: sometimes things don't work. Experiments fail all the time in science. It doesn't mean that you're a failure. #phdlife #scicomm #overlyhonestmethods

#overlyhonestmethods : mice were recorded daily for 36 consecutive days, except for day 18, when the experimenter took the day off for her grandmother's 99th birthday 🎂🎉

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I had no idea when I tweeted about taking 6.5 years to get my PhD that it would garner so much attention! It seems like we need something like #OverlyHonestMethods for folks who had to overcome some stuff on the way to their PhDs. I can't be the ONLY one, right? #OverlyHonestPhDs

Elisa Granato Model validation is imperfect but I cant figure out where the error is coming from. It's good enough to get qualitative results, so that's what this paper will focus on. #OverlyHonestMethods