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I know my fellow educators will appreciate this! 👩🏼‍🏫
#teacherjokes #teachinginapandemic EmersonD100 Berwyn South District 100

What a great WHAT UP Wednesday!! Stopped in to visit the fabulous Jay Sorensen and Oxnard Union Express has delivered the tech needed for distance learning once AGAIN! #mydistrictPDrocks If your not sold yet OxnardUnion peeps. Hop on the train 🤣 get it, get it! #teacherJokes

The funniest children know how to keep their teachers entertained. See the cheekiest answers they could come up with in tests

JDS Space Samurai Morgana Le Faye *Patriot *America 1st 🇺🇸 Why did the teacher defend Masonic bullshit in the classroom?

Because they wanted to become a 'Master of Suspicious Geometry'! 😄🔺 #TeacherJokes #GeometryHumor

This is what happens on Book Character Parade day when your team has “number-sense” of humor #teacherjokes #numbersense #numbertalks #funnyteachers #teamgoals @BrightBlough @BrightMrsKirk Erin Endorf Frisco Bright Academy- IB PYP School

Happy Pi Day! #teacherjokes #ilovemath #PiDay

Party like it’s 1999 and by party I mean nap 😴 #teacherlife #teacherjokes

It's time to laugh!
#teacherjokes #studentsjokes #studentsjokes 😂 #schooljokes #schooljokes 😂 #schooljokes onlystudentswillunderstand
#schooljokes arethebest #classjokes
#itstimeforalaugh #itstimetolaugh
#laughing #kidsjokes

👩‍🏫👋 US #teacher learns personalized handshake for each of her #pupils

Elbow noodle quotation mark scoot this morning. I’m pastative they had fun! 😂 #teacherjokes

Students: “Who are you supposed to be?”
Me: “Exactly!”
#TeacherJokes #HappyHalloween2019

I guess this really isn’t a funny joke since it has no likes or retweets 🤔😂 #teacherjokes #momjokes #clearthelists kristen johnston @hook_edu Hand In Hand GP Peter Madrigal

All day, er’y day #teacherjokes #englishteacher #currentlyreading

Maths Week Ireland this gave us all a chuckle. #teacherjokes

“An IEP is like the “terms and agreement” you agree to on Itunes...”
So what you are saying is I dont have to read the IEP. Got it. #kidding #teacherjokes

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Steve Davis Miss B @collaterliesis @joestew88 Piers Young (@[email protected]) 🇺🇦 @domwd1 @chemistryella @mrs_mcghie Moore2Learn @TeachKenyon @thephysicsbear @daphsuse Tara McVey @mrs_chem_lhs

Today Victory students met a new friend in Pisa, Italy… her name is Eileen.😂 #TeacherJokes #Travel #Learn #Memories #ECHS

kristen johnston Courtney Jones Peter Madrigal Lowell Roemer did you hear the one abt how soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish? 🤣 My students don’t think it’s that funny, either. K-8 Spanish #earlylang programs build #globalcitizens amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls…

Before Quaratine vs. During Quarantine 😂 #QuarantineHumor #TeacherJokes

Year 12 student: Asks difficult question about medieval farming.

Me: ‘Sorry, I’m not an expert in that field.’

#historyteacher #teacherjokes

I wonder how many kids at school think this Glamour Shot of me is real... 🤔 #model #photoshop #teacherjokes

Science jokes 😆 Rushey Mead Science #teacherjokes #Science

The surprising benefits of assuming positive intent! Read the latest article from the In Your Corner Newsletter - written just for educators. #educators #Teachers masterteacher.net/the-surprising…