They sat together in silence
As always, she was in compliance
As always, in #submission
Another night in missionary position
'Reverse cowgirl!' she at last screamed in defiance

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They sat together in silence
Prepared to use his demilance
#Dough refused to rise
Would be no bread to slice
A recipe is a pseudoscience

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too aery-fairy for me
Gothic as can be
stuffed into a suit
ill fitted walking cane
looks like the devil can wait
or trip himself up
confess a radical New Moon phase
of bathing in rain
to wash my grievance away
#vss365 #vsshumour Symph & Jules

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Either laugh, #unplug , or I will #block you. I can't hear you! Laugh louder.

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🎨 Eugéne Delacroix, 'Vampire' 1825

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In the grand kitchen of life,
our ambitious soufflés
often find themselves
on the chopping block
of reality—where dreams
get diced but sometimes
turn into unexpected
gourmet dishes!

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#vsshumour
Now with mobiles we can unwanted calls #block
But if you could turn back the clock
You will find in the old rotary landline
You could effectively #block and avoid pesky calls
By keeping the handle of the phone aside
Contrary to what youngsters say,
We oldies did rock!

I tried giving up eating boogers. It was hard. I lost weight. I wore skinny jeans when they were no longer popular. My nose #healed , which felt weird. My booger eating friends made me sit on the other side of the cafeteria. With the food eaters. Disgusting.
#vss365 #vsshumour

He stands at the door in hideous shiny jams, anticipating me as the main course. Don’t ruin your prospects, join me on the bed, you so remind me of my daughter. #vsshumour

The dog was so dumb, it didn't understand when Kristi Noem said she was going to take it out.

#vsshumour
#TooSoon

Dreams become shadows then they'll disappear.

Now I'm out here talking to memories; damn! they were just here!

Now catch me as I wander; taking a midnight beach walk.

Wondering what went wrong; success? I still stalk!

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Neighbors named the kid #Aster .

Their dog's name?

They really love that dog. They'll call the baby Ast.

No problem then.

They #unpluged the kid's breathing machine when the dog used his electric fountain.

Time #heals grief.

Dog's fine.

#converstory
#vss365
#vsshumour

Dagger tongue or the sharp ink pen? choose your poison!

It's the pen poems written! the ink blood from poisonous veins?

Poison ivy? igniting a flame? stormy weather with rain?

Caught up in the game fighting terrors reign.

#reevesroses , #vssmystery , #vsshumour , #GothicMicro

Ode 2/2
Oh, how I love thee my sourdough
Ye, though you make my waistline grow
Your microbes in my starter
Your bubbles a wee farter
For Sourdough, I'd surrender my dildo

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