Doc says my temperature's high, but I think it's just the fever from your suggestive eyebrow raise. #medicalmystery #flirtydocproblems #needanicepack #funnytweets #standuplife #comedygold #wherestheeyewash #singleandlooking
Got grit in my eye and can't get it out. Its not starting to annoy me. #wherestheeyewash