‘I’m currently treating a yeast infection’

professional comedian: [genuine funny joke with context and a punchline]

me: .. ok

twitter user: we need a disney princess with a yeast infection

me: x.com/renriesgo/stat…

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Why would that girl post that boys yeast infection on her hands

Morning you guys, nantsi irecipe for Hunters dry ❤️

16 green apples
2KG brown sugar
20 five roses tea bags
20G brewers yeast
20L water

METHOD
Boil water, add sugar and tea bags. Let it cool. Put yeast and apples. Stir. Keep pot closed for 7 days

Uzman 🙄Turşudaki beyaz oluşumu küf sanıyor! 🤣 Turşuların üstünde beyaz film oluşabilir, buna Kahm Yeast (Kahm Mantarı) denir. Ve zararsızdır. Beyazlanmayı toplayın atın, turşuyu yiyin.
zaten kendi anneannesi de yemiş ve ölmemiş 🤣

Scotch Whisky, made from cereals, water, & yeast, faces the challenge of reducing energy-intensive distilling. Learn how Bruichladdich, Glentauchers & Ardmore are aiming for net zero emissions & a positive environmental impact.

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Reducing the calorific intake by a third — at least if you’re a fruit fly, yeast, mouse, or monkey — will mean you live 25% longer (and healthier) — just look at this “spunky monkey” on the right, says Janet Lord #bgsconf

My sister Liz & I wanted to make Kouign Amann French pastries (an 8-hour project), but the dough didn't rise the first two tries, so we coaxed the yeast with Andra Day's 'Rise Up.”

Warning: I can't hit the high notes (or the low ones).

Yeast infection

'I like yeast in my bagle, but not in my muffin.' - Santana #glee

Black seed oil health benefits.

Black seed oil has shown promise in treating some of the most common health conditions, including high blood pressure and asthma. It also shows strong antifungal activity against Candida albicans — yeast that can overgrow in the body and lead to

I feel like we should be taught more about vaginal health. There’s chronic yeast infection “chronic!!!” And no one tells us about these things.

#nanoporeconf is 🤌

pic 2 is my fav slide of LC Day 1
❌fragment == ❌assembly
Fully sequenced yeast chromosomes with nanopore(which is particularly useful for engineered strains)!! Can’t wait to see human chromosomes fully sequenced in one read!!

At Oxford Nanopore we have successfully sequenced a yeast chromosome, telomere to telomere, in one read.

got a yeast infection cuz this coochie gettin bread

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Whoa, lady! Not sure what kind of freaky shit you're into, but I only put pie into one of my holes (my mouth). PSA: putting pie into your vag is an excellent way to get a raging yeast infection. Is that why you're so ornery? There's cream for that fyi.

Her voice threw me off fa sure😭😭