I’m beginning to think Van Gogh didn’t cut off his ear because of love, but rather a sinus infection.

We’ve moved to the east coast and now seem to be exclusively listening to classical music. I guess we either feel smarter or older. Maybe both. 🤷🏻‍♀️

I don't tweet much these days unless it's completely warranted, especially if it's to praise kindness and compassion. I want to thank @JPMorgan & Chase for truly caring about your customers. I continue to b moved by your support and generosity. You have my eternal loyalty.❤️❤️❤️

One of the hardest things for this #bitch to relearn. Who else struggles with prioritizing themselves? #howbitchesaremade #hbampodcast #selfhelp #selfcare #feminist #femaleempowerment #thursdaythoughts

Why is diarrhea such a hard word to spell? Writing the first episode of season 2 for the How Bitches Are Made #podcast tonight.

Be sure to follow my story today on #instagram Rachel Melvin for #BTS of episode 2 of the How Bitches Are Made #podcast !!!

Love this fan art! Well done!!!

A special announcement to all my friends, fans, supporters, listeners, and subscribers of the @hbamtweets #podcast

I come to you with a very important message ... #howbitchesaremade #hbam #hbam podcast #howbitchesaremade podcast #bitch #bitch es #empoweredbitch #feminist

hey chrissy teigen I’m with you, let’s not make that hashtag trend, I’m all about trying to redefine the word #bitch in my #feministpodcast #howbitchesaremade let’s make the connotation positive and empowering!!! 💪🏻 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/how…

New episode alert!!! “Baring It All” is now available on the How Bitches Are Made #podcast on iTunes and #Spotify and I talk all about nipples and nudity!! #hbam podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/how…

What do all these pictures have in common? They're a part of the first episode of the #HowBitchesAreMade #podcast 'The Epiphany' A new episode is out this Monday so catch up on the first 3 episodes on #itunes and #spotify now! #friday #feminist #selfhelp #comedicpodcast

It took a lot for me to earn this title. To hear all about my journey, listen to the #HowBitchesAreMade #podcast #HBAMPodcast now! @hbamtweets podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/how…

Why am I surrounded by so many positive and f*cking phenomenal people? Probably because I went through hell to find them! And to tie it back into shameless promotional, you can hear all about that hell on my podcast! #HowBitchesAreMade thanks @thestevetom I appreciate you!!!!

⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ My girl Rachel Melvin ‘s amazing podcast is finally here!!!! (And I maybe have a little cameo 🙊😊) have a listen on this lovely Labor Day (and get yourself a nice 🍸🍺🍹, you deserve it) ♥️

It's #LaborDay so, it only seemed fitting I release the fruit of my ten year labor of love today. The first three episodes of the #HowBitchesAreMade #podcast is now available on #iTunes !!!! Be sure to rate and review and let me know what you think! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/how…

Sometimes I think an airplane is the only place I can get anything done. They should Airbnb airplanes for writers

Wow The Home Depot you sell me an appliance that hasn't worked since the day I bought it three months ago and now NO ONE will help me return it? Unbelievable. Cue the phone call to my lawyers.

You know it’s been a good night when you put your T-shirt on inside out and don’t notice until you see yourself in the mirror.

Does anyone else love laying in bed and listening to your #music with your #headphones on? I could spend hours 🎧