“Villa on the water with the wonderful views…only black neeeguh in the sauna with Jews”

My right knee is beginning to feel wonky…

'When I was at your age, I survived a pandemic and didn't leave my house for 2 years. You'll be ok if you don't go out tonight'

🤣 We finally have a line to use for future kids

They’ve been doing madness for a few days…

Looking at my fuel gauge dey cause serious anxiety these days

It’s so wild how once you lose your wits in Naij you’re just referred to as ‘mad person’…not even an FKA go reach your side…your identity is just gone like that

You can't improve what you don't monitor or measure. The only way to manage kpa is to ensure you are monitoring your inflows and outflows

Traumatic events can shake your confidence up for years

Tosan No Mates

Eni to ran ankara lo ma je Semo, boya ke fun mi ni Chinese nigbayen.

Simpler times. Lagos 1998

There should be a tech platform for this. Addicts can post their possessions for sale. Negotiable of course.

Call it Junk-E

“You don’t cook, you just heat stuff up, you don’t cook, you just reheat”

Tosan Wiltshire 7 hours for fuel. 3rd station.

how's your day going?

phone gave up on me about two days ago during an update i think...cloud is telling me my last back up was in august 2023...sigh...

Monday again. When does it end?

God the father
God the son
God the holyspirit

Yes, it is very possible. Walk with me

1) bleached/hot oil vs non bleached/ cold oil before you pour in your pepper.

2) caramelising your onion vs not doing so

3) The intensity of your fire

4) The type of cookware used (non stick, stainless, cast iron)

5) Time spent on fire

God help us