weird wednesday
@weird_wednesday
Delivering the weirdest shit possible, but only on Wednesdays
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05-12-2012 19:19:26
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There's a banana peel... Jacking off in the corner of my living room, all attempts at communicating with it have failed #weirdwednesday
'Sir we are going to have to ask you to please not throw your prosthetic leg at other passengers' #weirdwednesday
Man on street 'Where's your mother?' Me 'oh she's (pointing) right over-' man throws an orange into my mom's face #weirdwednesday
every hour the cuckoo clock in my house has been sending out a penis that chirps instead of the usual bird #weirdwednesday
I just saw a gigantic animated oak tree chase my buddy around time square begging for a nerds rope. #weirdwednesday
I sat down to take a shit, and I felt a pair of hands lightly cup my balls? #weirdwednesday
My ear fell off this morning, and before I could pick it up a little man ran by and took it, yelling 'you deserve this!' #weirdwednesday
My penis keeps trying to start small talk with me every time I use the restroom. #weirdwednesday
What if boobs were little squirt guns that shot poison to keep away rapists? #weirdwednesday
There are hundreds of infants crawling across the hotel lobby in an assembly line singing, 'I believe I can fly' #weirdwednesday
Walked into math today to see a full grown eagle teaching my class. Everyone was just sitting there taking notes #weirdwednesday