“We, the government trust the British people to use their common sense when it comes to face masks.”
Boris Johnson Dominic Raab Matt Hancock Sadiq Khan

#COVIDー19 #lockdown #lockdown 2020 #coronavirus #london #facemasks TfL

I think Jeremy Corbyn sat on his glasses before he went on air #ITVDebate

I’m so so sad to hear that my friend Ian Cognito has died. A genuine world class comedian, the caliber of which is extremely rare. He died on stage, making people laugh up until his dying breath. What a legend. I will miss you Cogs #IanCognito #comedy

If Apple want me to buy a new iPhone, forget faster processors and higher resolution screens, the keynote speech needs to go like this.....

“Here’s the new iPhone. It’s exactly the same as the old one; but the battery lasts for a week.”

Sold.

#AppleEvent #iPhoneXS

An interesting use of English here by #Microsoft #XboxOne #XboxLive

Boris bikes now cast shadows that look like characters from 80s movies. can't decide if this one is ET or Johnny5 from Shortcircuit. #london

Right you are SHAKE SHACK I'll just leave this big poo on the floor then shall I? #shakes hack #london #burgers #shakes #jokes

Thoroughly enjoyed the classy, ambiguous My Cousin Rachel with some lovely moments from the wonderful Bobby Scott Freeman

Here's a very promising trailer for #MyCousinRachel released later this year: bit.ly/2koHUru Can't wait to see Bobby Scott Freeman.

Now that's what I call a walk of shame #walkofshame #CanaryWharf #london

Am I in prison? No,North Greenwich station.Good to see that all the money is being reinvested to benefit passengers TfL Sadiq Khan #london

Looking forward to making my annual Wimbledon joke about enjoying the men's semi's #Wimbledon2016 #tennis #semis #jokes

Mystery Monday - Bobby Scott Freeman is very busy shooting a wonderful film - will reveal all when we can!

Great Comedy Bill tonight Sol Bernstein Vladimir McTavish Bobby Scott Freeman David Tsonos Will Franken Only £7 8pm The Kings Head Crouch End Comedy

Good to see that they are revamping the Enid Blyton franchise for the modern generation. #comedy #news #funnypics

Wow! They really are happy eggs!@FacesPics

Looking forward to some moving and witty speeches at #SportsPersonalityOfTheYear

Best of luck to Sir Oink A-Lot of the Official Monster Raving Loony Party at the Oldham West by-election. #OldhamWest #politics #oink

I am a junglist soldier Scooter #scooter #brno #bobycentrum hpbaxxter2011

@AlcoHarmCop I've just had three packs of these crisps. Do you think I will be OK to drive?