Just a small town girl
Living in a lonely world
She took the midnight train going anywhere

The tabloids are obsessed with the cold handshake between Hall and Khan, but Sadiq consoling Binface was a much bigger moment.

This anonymous superhero deserves a peerage, not just for beating Britain First, but for all his charity work and the joy he brings us every election.

How can you BBC News (UK)? No mention of Bernard Hill’s astonishing portray of Yosser Hughes in one of the great television drama series of all times? And one that was on the BBC FFS. Stop pretending all your listeners are 12.

There are two possible explanations for this. Either the Telegraph subs are as stupid as she is, or they despise her as much as we do.

Just listened to this and smiled and smiled and smiled for an hour. Great stories, warm memories and such brilliant perspectives on life and the entertainment industry. Absolute respect for Les Dennis and James Gill

HAPPY LES DENNIS ON THE ALWAYS BE COMEDY PODCAST DAY! We chat the great Dustin Gee, showbiz, Shakespeare & much, much more. Les stars in Twelfth Night in Prescot (7-29 June). The legend gives one of the great pod appearances here - such love for Les: alwaysbecomedy.com/podcast 🩷💛

Labour GAIN from the Conservatives: Congratulations to Richard Parker for West Mids Mayor 🌹, the new Labour Mayor for West Midlands🌹

I just beat Britain First.

So radicalised online culture war bullshit doesn’t seem to cut it at the ballot box

Who knew!

Certainly not most of the British media …

Interesting how the BBC's leading, supposedly impartial, political commentator tried to create speculation over the London Mayoral election result yesterday, despite the fact the count is happening today.

The curious thing about Peter H*tch*ns fanboys is that, instead of hurling abuse, they patronise you. Bang on brand.

Because of course.

Jesus, Peter Hitchens is dull. Dull, dull, dull. #FreeThinking

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Looks like Gavin and/or Stacey could be our next Prime Minister.

🔥 LATEST: Journalists Disappearing Without Explanation Is 'Totally Fine.'

👇🏻 Watch the latest #BrokenNews to get that #FridayFeeling .

HE WAS BEWILDERED BY THE COUNTRY ENGLAND WAS, THAT WAS THE POINT OF HIM, BEWILDERMENT. CAN SOMEONE GET CONNIE BOOTH TO EXPLAIN THE FUCKING COMIC ENGINE OF THE FUCKING CHARACTER 'THEY' WROTE? 'sake

Nauseating. Real story squashed by performing monkey.

Steve Doherty 🐐 Yep, veterans pushed to 9th para in the BBC article

Boris Johnson turned away from polling station after forgetting ID bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politi…