What maniac was like “yeah go ahead and just toss this in the elementary school library. They’ll love it.”

Fun run of shows:
Tonight - 3 shows at The Stand
Tomorrow - 3 shows at The Stand
Sunday - The Beacon w/ Seth Meyers and John Oliver
Wednesday - Austin for ITYSL tour
Thursday - Nashville for ITYSL tour
Friday - Houston for ITYSL tour
Saturday - Dallas for ITYSL tour

Fun junk from the first night of the ITYSL tour in NYC yesterday. Chicago tomorrow!

Absolutely devastated that I am still rooting for Iowa after watching this. Just sick to my stomach over it.

*stops

*call boss

“I won’t be in today, something came up.”

*goes home and puts on detective hat

Truly digging the Penn State heel turn these two are cooking up.

Kim Mulkey looks like Skeletor’s mom.

Newly released footage from Baltimore right before the crash

Once a year during March madness I think “where the fuck is Gonzaga?”

Nice of Twitter to try and make us feel bad for Hitler.

Saturday night we turn programming over to headliners Brooks Wheelan & Chris Fairbanks w/ host Charley Macorn

Grab your tickets, come on out & let's have some fun!

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Iowa question… who is the greatest Iowa athlete of all time? I could go either way on this

Somebody got Bar Rescued…

I walked into this store and they were taking photos of this sandwich they made and I said “dang that looks good!” And then they just GAVE IT TO ME FOR FREE!

I’m blown away. Still reeling. Free sandwich Friday has become one of the top 5 best days of my life! #blessed

Steak with Milk, for the dinnertime completionist.

Dirt Nap is now available to watch, own, and share from the 800 Pound Gorilla Media website. Order you copy at link in bio.

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Everyone has a cousin who might own this.

TONIGHT: Whiplash Hosted by michael hirsch ting!

Featuring Janeane Garofalo, Brooks Wheelan Casey James Salengo and tommy bayer!

7PM Doors ∙ 7:30PM Show
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