Me, just wanting to feel something: Was *that* an aftershock?

In the near distance, a dishwasher runs.

It's 6PM and my NYE plans start in HALF A GODDAMN WORKDAY.

Great thing about being my age? Fearlessly making phone calls.

I’m back voicing Iris the rainbow goddess in the next Gods'School⚡ episode! Check out the teaser 🌈🎙️

Absolutely delighted to share that I will be writing a column for Timothy McSweeney next year! Thank you so much to Christopher Monks and Lucy Huber for this wonderful opportunity!

mcsweeneys.net/articles/here-…

'Winter Wonderland' was written by a woman because 'are you listening?!' is literally the first line.

The Home Alone house sure had a curious number of mannequins on hand.

This week’s Newsletter has funny writing by Simon Henriques Jonathan Zeller Freddie Shanel & Sarah Sweeney ! Plus Luke Burns' upcoming workshops.

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Ok, if you’re from Maplewood, New Jersey, you’re not allowed to call it ‘za

I assume they’re not considering divorce because he’s on her health insurance.

I just wanna wake up each morning to someone who definitively says to me “it’s Covid” or “it’s allergies.”

I just wanna wake up each morning to someone who definitively says to me “it’s Covid” or “it’s allergies.”

What if, now hear me out, what if he’s a lying piece of shit.

Whelp, this was deeply bizarre. Tootles.

Real question: How do you stay informed about the world without wanting to bring a toaster into the bath?

If you chose to blast music outside of my apartment you better damn well also have a choreographed dance for me