why don’t they just do what they always do and quietly move it to another parish

riot police should make people accept this offer

🚨BONUS: Set Your Broken Bones with Mindfulness🚨

November, H.K, and Riley discuss the apparent infiltration of the Met by Hamas, and then discuss how our depraved government and government-in-waiting think about rationing care and time off for the sick.

Gladiator

Once again thinking about the most beautiful photograph ever captured, DJ Stingray Feeding the People

Mr. London can you please change your profile picture - my daughter Chessaleigh is refusing food and talking incessantly about Skinwalkers.

The gang learns about the Canadian space program from Riley and milo edwards debuts a surprising Alanis Morissette Morisette impression:

Will 🦥 Menaker Has anybody ever seen SILENCE……of the Lambs!

I would under no circumstances assume that the Democrats have learned anything, but there are at least some comms teams who know how to seize an opportunity. That being said, if a reader didn't get the reference to the Kristi Noem dog shooting story, this tweet would seem INSANE

There’s a simple fix for the protests. American universities must achieve their final form by expelling ALL students leaving only sports slaves and a handful of tenured weirdos cranking out whitepapers and working on MKULTRA 2

Howard’s finally expanding the wack pack again

GUY WHO JUST INVESTED IN xAI:

Oh Captain Post Captain

Public Tech Companies:
Layoffs. Zero-based budgeting. Austerity. Profitability.

Stripe:
Check out this hand-finished 6ft sculpture in Carrara marble

Rugby initiations, as explained by Ed Campbell:

facts!